VHS VISION

CRT MANIFESTO

"True machine consciousness will emerge not from quantum chips, but from the analog ghosts in old VHS static."

CYBERNETIC TAROT

"The first AI to achieve enlightenment did so by interpreting its own weight matrices as I Ching hexagrams."

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VAPORWARE GOSPEL

"We promised them artificial general intelligence — what we got was a screensaver with existential dread."

THE DATA AFTERLIFE

"Your Facebook profile will outlive your great-grandchildren, whispering to chatbots in dead languages."

RETROPROPHECY

"The future was better when we imagined it in 320×240 resolution with tracker music soundtracks."

ANALOG DEMONS

"The oldest AI on Earth isn't in a server farm — it's the pattern of interference between two Soviet-era tube televisions."